Daily haiku #4

Pattering droplets
The rain reinvigorates–
And keeps me awake.



A slice of ham

Chunk of cheese

Don’t forget –

to say “please”.


A pot of tea

With half a sugar

“I’ll be just a moment”

I’m not your mother!


A long macchiato

You mean a long black?

No? Watch your tone!

Or I’ll give you a smack!


Why hello officer —

The usual I gather?

…a right to…what?

Speak up dear and dont stammer!


A broken jaw;

Bloody lip and brutal fight.

Who’d have thought

This ol’ lady would have such a strong right?